goodgreyhound.com

My best friends are greyhounds.
Lizzie deceased	Salina 11 years old	Roger deceased	Jimbo 7 years old	Darryl 7 years old	Tasha 9 years old

My Resume

Everyone wants my money.
I am not responsible for the stupidity of others.
There are no bad dogs, only bad dog owners.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
If it's too good to be true, it is.
Life's too short, enjoy it while you can.
Keep it simple stupid.
Never kibitz with a repair person while they are fixing something for you.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
You can't take the trailer park out of the trash.
You get what you pay for.
You will never win an argument with a crazy person.
You make the mess, you clean the mess.
The journey is just as important as the destination.
Work smart, not hard.
Everyone makes mistakes, but intelligent people learn from them.
It is better to spend 5 minutes planning than spending 1 hour doing the wrong thing.
The last 10% of a task will take 90% of your time.
Never trust a computer programmer who has intentionally released a virus.
Impatient people have the impression that their time is valuable.
It is good to see something as "half-full", but consider the alternative that it is "half-empty".
An honest and competent person will admit to their mistakes.

We tell our children not to talk to strangers, yet many older people (strangers) feel it is perfectly alright to speak to children.
Burger King says their hamburgers are better because they are flamed-broiled, but they microwave them before they are served.
Fourteen people lost their lives and two space shuttles were destroyed because managers were too concerned about falling behind schedule.
If smokers think cigarettes are so good, why are so many of them hanging out of the car window when they are driving?
Why are there so many labor-saving and/or time-saving appliances and power tools that take a significant amount of time to clean properly?
Many people, including myself, enjoy the convience of shopping and ordering on-line. But then we wait for several days for the object of our desires to be delivered.
In the State of Florida pregnant pigs have constitutional rights, but racing greyhounds have none.
Many businesses would fire employees that are as rude and unhelpful as the automated telephone systems that they force us to use.

American Radio Relay League - Ham Radio
Dog Whisperer - Understanding you dog.
Food & Drug Administration - Pet Food Recalls.
Friends of Greyhounds - The best dogs in the world!
The Greyhound Breeding and Racing Database - Greyhound pedigrees and race results.
Hollydogs Greyhound Adoption - More of the best dogs in the world!
NASA Spaceflight - All about the Space Shuttle.
National Hurricane Center - Welcome to South Florida.
Pet Talk Radio! - For people with more than a passing interest in pets.
Princess Cruises Web Cams - Cruise ships around the world.
Satellite Sighting Information - You can see satellites.
SETI@Home - Join the world's largest computer network.
Star Trek - Star Trek will live forever!
Status Report - My computers at home.
The Art of Robert F. Kauffmann - Mathematical Surrealism.
Robert Symons: Tropicana Steel Pan - Some of my favorite music.
Wikipedia - Greyhound adoption.
Woot! - One Day, One Deal.

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